I am clearly a bird.

moth866643999642311568:

i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me

thegaymerist:

bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over

I forget sometimes how much of an icon Mrs. Benson was 

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

babielux:

hammerlock:

venux/lux combined sounds like venux which sounds kinda like penis #nsfw #xxx #porn #boob

wow venus what a hat baabhabhiat

jaclcfrost:

people saying negative things about a character you love that aren’t even constructive criticisms of their character or valid points and are just pointlessly and immaturely rude

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land-is-some-bullshit:

getfittogethot:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not a vegan

^^^^^^

I’m against the cruelty and I’m not Vegan

land-is-some-bullshit:

getfittogethot:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not a vegan

^^^^^^

I’m against the cruelty and I’m not Vegan

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

kiddiestuck:

NEVER PASS UP A PRANK

dragonsroar:

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The rest of the kids! Jake’s might take a second to understand.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 4

Bonus:

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icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."